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FUNNY ABSURD JOKES

Know a funny absurd joke? Share it with us here.

Question: Who can defeat a spiderman?
Answer: A slipperman.


Absurd jokes - Fat
Your mom is so fat: when she sat on a rainbow it started raining Skittles.


Absurd jokes - Pencils
Broken pencils are pointless.


Absurd jokes - Africa
In Africa every 60 seconds a minute passes.


Absurd jokes - hedgehog
A hedgehog was walking through the bushes, crashed to the wall... and drowned.


Absurd jokes - a very reasonable question
Why the hell do I need a fridge if I don't smoke?


Absurd jokes - count
Five guys were walking down the street and met the eighth one.


Absurd jokes - wolves
Two wolves go for a walk. One of them asks: let me walk in the middle.


Absurd jokes - logic
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other side.


Absurd jokes - in common
Two elephants were flying - one to the north, and the red one.

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About funny absurd jokes

When we talk about absurd jokes, we really mean absurd. It is either unexpected truth, such a real truth that you can't believe it can be called an anecdote. Or it is so absurd so unfunny, that you want to cry, how unfunny those absurd jokes can be. It is like the worst place in Razzies (Golden Raspberry Awards). 


Different nations may also have different main characters in absurd jokes. For example - a hedgehog. And whatever you say about this hero/character, it is funny. For example, a hedgehog went down the street and unexpectedly dissapeared, It's absurd, isn't it? But it goes into the category of absurd jokes.
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