FUNNY JOKES ABOUT DATING - BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS
Funny jokes about dating - SMS
Double heart attack sms by a girl to a boy:
SMS number 1: Let's break up now, it's all over...
SMS number 2: Sorry, sorry, sorry, that was not for you.
Funny jokes about dating - In the morning
- Honey, would you like me to bring coffee to the bed?
- No, darling, I will come to have breakfast with you.
- Would you like to have scrambled eggs, my love?
- Sure, kitty, two eggs, please.
- Wait, you don’t remember my name either, do you?
Funny jokes about dating - Got pregnant
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed... My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.
Funny jokes about dating - He vs SheHe: Can I buy you a drink?
She: I would rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don't be shy, ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy?
She: Why? Are you leaving?
Funny jokes about dating - Dances
- Lady, have you been invited to dance?
- Oh, not yet. I'm free!
- Then please keep my beer...
Funny jokes about dating - In a shower
Two friends talking:
- Yesterday I split up with my girlfriend.
- What happened, you were doing so well together.
- We were taking a shower together and she said: Darling, let's do something really bad
- So what?
- So I spilled shampoo to her eyes.
Funny jokes about dating - The only change
A good boyfriend will never want to change anything about you... except your last name.
Funny jokes about dating - X
I'm sick and tired of trying to find your "x". Just accept the fact that she's gone. Move on, Dude.
Funny jokes about dating - Talk
Relationship starts with Can we talk?. And ends with We need to talk.
Funny jokes about dating - Salary
- Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
- Yes it is sufficient for me, but how you will survive?
Funny jokes about dating - First date
If a guy after the first date remembers the color of your eyes, concern about the size of your breast.
Funny jokes about dating - Bubble gum
A guy and his girlfriend are kissing in the park.
Guy: I think I have just swalled your bubble gum
Girl: No, honey, I just have sniffles...
Funny jokes about dating - Fast guy
During the first date a guy tells to a girl:
- You make me sleepy?
- Yes, we have met three minutes ago, but I already want to take you to bed.
Funny jokes about dating - Start
All divorces start with the words Let’s get married.
Funny jokes about dating - Tea
Johnny goes out of the school and finds Mary outside waiting for him. She asks
him to carry her bag home, he agrees. They come Mary's doors and she says:
- Would you like to come in for a cup of tea?
- Sure, just give me a second - I'll jump to a drug store to get something with tea.
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