FUNNY RELATIONSHIP JOKES

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Funny joke on married couple
A married couple come to the marriage counselor. The wife complains:
- We were having a perfect marriage until his girlfriend started dating my boyfriend.. 


Funny relationship jokes - SMS
According to the statistics, the most popular SMS among men is: I love you too.


A girl tells her boyfriend:
- After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
- Where is that?
- In Hawaii.


Funny relationship jokes - Pregnancy
A lot of things have changed in my life since I got to know that my girlfriend got pregnant. My name, living address, phone number...


Funny relationship jokes - Bruising
A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor tells in surprise:
- I thought your husband was out of town.
- So did I..


Funny jokes about relationship - Successful man and woman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman  is one who can find such a man.


Funny jokes about relationship - Compliment
Woman standing in front of the mirror complains to her husband:
- I look ugly. At least you tell me any compliment! 
- Your vision is perfect!


Funny jokes about relationship - Marriage
Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.


Funny jokes about relationship - Marriage certificate
A wife to her husband:
- Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm reading our marriage certificate
- What for?
- I'm looking for the expiry date..


Funny relationship jokes - Woman don't understand
Woman don't understand how a man with two kidneys may say that he can't afford to buy her a new fur coat...


Funny relationship jokes - Nothing
Man: what you have prepared to eat today?
Wife: nothing
Man: but you did nothing yesterday
Wife : I made it for two days.

Wife: what you was doing today?
Man: nothing
Wife: Well, but you did nothing yesterday
Man: Haven't finished yet.


Funny relationship jokes - Good story
Want to hear an interesting story? Send a message to your wife:
"I know everything, how could you?".


Funny relationship jokes - Marriage
Anyone who says their wedding days was the best day of their life, has obviously never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.


Funny relationship jokes - My best friend
Two friends talking:
- What's up?
- My wife left me for my best friend..
- I thought I was your best friend...
- Now he is.


Funny relationship jokes - lovers
Two friends talking:
- I think my wife has a lover - a florist.
- How do you know?
- When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on the bed.
- Well, and I think my wife has a lover - a plumber.
- How do you know?
- When I returned home after work, I found a plumber, lying on the bed.


Funny relationship jokes - lovers
"My Darling," said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend for lunch.”
"What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”
"I know that” husband replied.
“So why did you invite him then”? She asked.
“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”

Funny relationship jokes - wife
Single guys often dream of having a wise, beautiful and caring wife. But married guys think about it even more often.​

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