FUNNY SCHOOL AND STUDENT JOKES
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Funny jokes about school kids - At home
A teacher comes to the home of one naughty kid: - Is your mom at home? - Nope, she’s not here,- says the naughty kid, quite scared. - And your father? - No, he has hidden away as well.. Funny school and student jokes - Quantum physics Two students talk: - What are you reading? - Quantum physics theory book. - but why are you reading it upside-down? - It makes no difference anyway. Funny school and student jokes - The first of September The first of September, first lesson. Teacher: - Please sit quietly, if you want to ask something - raise your hand. Peter immediately raises his hand. - You want to ask something? - No. Just checking how the system works. Funny school and student jokes - Music talent Music teacher tells Peter: - I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music. Funny school and student jokes - swear-words Little Johnny returns from school and says: - Mam, in school we write dirty swear-words so often! - But I hope you are not writing them, my son. - No, I'm dictating them! Funny school and student jokes - Yawning During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: - Johnny, don't swallow me. He replies: - Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork. Funny school and student jokes - Stupid The teacher asks the children: - Every who thinks he is stupid, please stand up. After a while Peter stands up and the teacher asks: - Peter why you stood up? - Well you know, teacher, for me became deeply ashamed, when you're standing itself alone... Funny school and student jokes - Lion and a teacher Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Student: I'd climb a tree. Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree? Student: I will jump in the lake and swim. Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you? Student: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion's? Funny school and student jokes - Mathematics Teacher: if you had one dollar and asked your father for one more dollar, how much would you have in total? Student: One dollar. Teacher: You don't know your maths. Student: You don't know my dad! Funny school and student jokes - Late In school. Teacher: - Johnny, why are you late again? - But you have said that it's never too late to learn.. Funny school and student jokes - Hunger strike - Have you heard that teachers went on hunger strike. - And what are they requesting for? - For food. Funny school and student jokes - Poisoning Student tells the doctor: - Doctor, please help, I'm poisoning! - How did it happen? - We drank vodka at first, then wine, some beer, then I got poisoning from Biscuit... CHECK WHAT IS A JOKE OF THE DAY TODAY!
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