JOKES ABOUT KIDS
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Mom says to Peter:
- Dear son, please go to eat and after that bring firewood. - I'm not hungry. Funny kid's jokes - Stupid cashier In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier: - Are you stupid? This isn't real money! Peter: - You're stupid. The car is not real either. Funny kid's jokes - Stupid policeman Brings little Johny a can to policeman and asks: - Can you please open the can? Policeman knocks at it: - Please open the door, police... Funny kid's jokes - Ticket During the soccer match little Johny sits in the front row. His friend asks: - How did you get tickets? - From my brother - respond Petya. - And where is your brother? - At home. Looking for his ticket. CHECK WHAT IS A JOKE OF THE DAY TODAY!
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