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JOKES ABOUT KIDS

Mom says to Peter:
- Dear son, please go to eat and after that bring firewood.
- I'm not hungry.


Funny kid's jokes - Stupid cashier
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier:
- Are you stupid? This isn't real money!
Peter:
- You're stupid. The car is not real either.


Funny kid's jokes - Stupid policeman
Brings little Johny a can to policeman and asks:
- Can you please open the can? Policeman knocks at it:
- Please open the door, police...


Funny kid's jokes - Ticket
During the soccer match little Johny sits in the front row. His friend asks:
- How did you get tickets?
- From my brother - respond Petya.
- And where is your brother?
- At home. Looking for his ticket.

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