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FUNNY BUSINESS JOKES


Business jokes - Who's the fastest
Three kids argue, whose father is the fastes. One says:
- My father is the fastest, he can overtake the arrow that he shooted with the arch.
The second one:
- My father is even faster - when he hunts, he can gunshoot an animal and run up to the animal before it fells down.
The third:
- You actually don't understand what speed is. My father works in municipality. He finishes work at 4:30 pm, but he's back home by 3:45 pm already


Business jokes - The best price
Who sell the products cheaper – a manufacturer or a distributor? The storehouse guard.


Business jokes - God
God created the world. All the rest things were produced by Chinese.


Business jokes - Interview with a journalist
A quote from an interview with the head of a growing company. Journalist asks:
- So how many employees are working in your company?
- Approximately half of them...


Funny business jokes - Sleeping
A boss tells his employee:
- You are fired. You have been sleeping during the working hours.
- But boss, I'm not the only one who did this.
- That's right, but you were the only one who slept with my wife.


Funny business jokes - Successful business
Interview with a successful businessman:
- Tell me, how many people work in your company?
- Hmm... Approximately half.


Funny business jokes - Client at a bank

A client comes to a bank:
- My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?


Funny jokes about nations - Chinese products
The Great Wall is among 7 wonders of the world because it is the only Chinese product which lasted for more than 4 weeks.


Funny business jokes - Greek officer during economy crisis
Greek officer complains to her friend:
- When will this economy crisis end? It's been so terrific - my boss wants us to do as much, as three people would do. Thanks God there are five of us.


Funny business jokes - Holidays
The boss invites his employee:
- Do you like warm beer?
- Of course not.
- And do you like sweaty women?
- No.
- So you will go on holiday during the winter months.
Funny business jokes: Fiction book
What is the most popular fiction book among businessmen?
- Report to State Tax Inspectorate.


Funny business jokes - Economy crisis in Greece

During the economy crisis in Greece two local businessmen chat:
- Do you pay for your employees?
- Nope, haven't paid them for months.
- But they still come to work, don't they?
- Yes, they do.
- Mines come too. We should try charging them for coming.
After a month they meet again:
- So, did anything change after you charged your employees for coming to work? Are they still coming?
- Yes, but these assholes are trying to save money!!
- ???
- They come on Monday and leave on Friday only!


Funny business jokes - Command
Manager for his subordinate:
- What are you doing here?
- Executing your command.
- But I haven't told you anything.
- So and I do nothing.


Funny business jokes - Save the energy 
Client:
- Yesterday I have bought an energy saving bulb in your shop, returned home, but it does not work.
- It should not, it saves energy.


Funny business jokes - Destroyers greeks 
Once greeks destroyed Troy, Egypt, Syria.. now it's time for European Union.


Funny business jokes - Relocation
- Why did you leave your last job?
- Company relocated and didn't tell me where...


Funny business jokes - Tax payer
Greedy people pay twice. Stupid ones pay thrice. But tax payer pays always.


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