BEST JOKES OF ALL TIME

If you have only 3 minutes and want to know the best jokes of all times, you are in the right page. If you remember these jokes, you can definitely cheer your friends up. The editors of "Funny Jokes Quotes" recommend you the following funniest jokes. 
The list is made by editors' pick, but we kindly invite you to vote and evaluate the jokes below, so that we all together would finally from the list of ten best jokes in the world. We will definitely take into account you evaluations.

TOP 10 funny jokes

Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure.
A lady tells to the nurse at the maternity hospital:
- I think I will call my little newborn Anna.
Doctor:
- Sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her Anna532 or Anna_153.
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger in the house. So I did - the middle one.
Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:
- Your name, Sir.
- Bakshish Abdul
- Sex
- Three times a day...
- I mean male or female?
- Doesn't matter...
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a hooker, and I charge $100 for what we just did."
The man retorted, "And I should have mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $200."
- Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I'm sixteen?
- No, David.
The President of Coca Cola makes a phone call to Russian President Vladimir Putin:
- Vladimir, I have noticed that you have changed Russian anthem, do you have any plans to change the flag as well - return to the previous purely red flag? If you would put our Coca-Cola trademark in a corner, we would solve all your problems with pensions, salaries of officials for couple years ahead...
Vladimir puts the call on hold and asks his colleague:
- Hey, when our contract with Aqua Fresh ends?
- Sex?
- Seven to eleven times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- No difference, male, female, sometimes camel
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow too, but also sheep, all kinds of animals.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style - you name it!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...
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