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FUNNY FACTS


Funny facts - The Good
The good always defeats the bad. That means that the one, who wins is always the good one.

Funny facts - Orgasm
What do men do after an orgasm? 1% do it for the second time 1% Go to eat 1% Fall Asleep 97% Clear History

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Over a lifetime a woman eats about 20 kg of lipstick.

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After turning 30 men start to slowly grow down.

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The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old ..

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Fingernails grow four times faster than legnails.

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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Physically it is impossible to sneeze with opened eyes.

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People talk in average speed of 120 words per minute.

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65 years old American has spent in average 9 years watching television.

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Electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Months, starting on Sunday, will always have a Friday the 13th.

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Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

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Los Angeles has more cars than people.

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Just like people, dogs and cats can be left-handed or right-handed.

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A pig has no physical possibilities to look at the sky.

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Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

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Only China and India have more people than there are on Facebook.

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Just like people, dogs and cats can be left-handed or right-handed.

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A pig has no physical possibilities to look at the sky.

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4 out of every 10 condoms are bought by women.

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Only China and India have more people than Facebook users.

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More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

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More than 75% of people will try to lick their elbow after reading this fact for the first time.

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A pig's orgasm continues for 30 minutes. You might want to doublecheck this!

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Eskimo has 20 different words to say "snow".

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Elephants - the only animals that cannot jump.

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The sales of vodka in Russia brings its Government 10 percent of income.

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Women purchases 85% of all Valentine's day greeting cards.

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A sneeze can reach a speed of 100 miles per hour.

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More than 65% of American men prefer boxers to briefs.

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5% of Microsoft Word users do not know how to change the font style.

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