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FUNNY JOKES ABOUT MICROSOFT AND BILL GATES


After the first night wife told her husband:
- Bill, now I know why your company is called Micro soft...


Computers are like air conditioners - they stop working properly when you open  windows.


What is Multitasking in Windows?
Repairing several things at once!


 What do houses and Microsoft Windows have in common?
Bugs come in through open Windows.


 WINDOWS - Work is never done on Windows systems.


Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record in making more than 34 million bugs!


 Bill suddenly finds himself in Hell, where is the fire everywhere and he suffers  distress. Bill can't survive in such environment.
Gates: -Dear St. Peter! Where are those beautiful girls in nice beaches wiht cool drinks?
St. Peter: -Sorry, Bill, for getting tricked, that was just the demo version.  

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