FUNNY QUOTES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE
Mirror is my best friend, because when I cry it never laughs.
Charlie Chaplin
I love you, but I love myself more.
Sex and the city
I don't do drugs.
I am drugs.
Salvador Dali
I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.
Coco Chanel
Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the World.
Marilyn Monroe
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
Charlie Chaplin
I love you, but I love myself more.
Sex and the city
I don't do drugs.
I am drugs.
Salvador Dali
I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.
Coco Chanel
Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the World.
Marilyn Monroe
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
Three rules to live by:
1. Don't shop when you are hungry.
2. Don't date when you are horny.
3. Don't update your status when you are drunk.
Unknown author
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Douglas Adams
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
Chris Addison
For money we can even work for free.
K/F "Social network"
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
George Jessel
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Song of Lana Del Rey
The new rules are very simple. The FIA will keep them to themselves until such a time as Ferrari needs them
Patrick Head
The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.
Coco Chanel
1. Don't shop when you are hungry.
2. Don't date when you are horny.
3. Don't update your status when you are drunk.
Unknown author
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Douglas Adams
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
Chris Addison
For money we can even work for free.
K/F "Social network"
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
George Jessel
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Song of Lana Del Rey
The new rules are very simple. The FIA will keep them to themselves until such a time as Ferrari needs them
Patrick Head
The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.
Coco Chanel
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