YO MAMA JOKES
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom Yo mama is so fat that her navel returns home 10 minutes before she does. Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas. Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 2 series of Friends. Yo mama is so fat that her navel has an echo. Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight. Yo mama is so ugly that the government changed Halloween day to her birthday. Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner. Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist. Yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t fit in this joke. Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook. Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim. Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1. Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional. Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate". Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon. |
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Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "Expired".
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "it's a GORILLA".
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "Expired".
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "it's a GORILLA".
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked pass the TV I missed 3 episodes
Thanks to Reece Harding
Yo mama is so short...she stands and washes the floors.
Thanks to Raeez Deljion
Yo mama so fat...she roles home.
Thanks to Raeez Deljion
Yo mama's so stupid: when the stop sign said “Go”, she thought it meant “go to sleep”.
Thanks to Lisa Duberg
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Thanks to Clarence Cage
Yo mama is so short: when she shoots for an ID photo, her legs also get into a photo.
Thanks to Jack Moyaha
Thanks to Reece Harding
Yo mama is so short...she stands and washes the floors.
Thanks to Raeez Deljion
Yo mama so fat...she roles home.
Thanks to Raeez Deljion
Yo mama's so stupid: when the stop sign said “Go”, she thought it meant “go to sleep”.
Thanks to Lisa Duberg
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Thanks to Clarence Cage
Yo mama is so short: when she shoots for an ID photo, her legs also get into a photo.
Thanks to Jack Moyaha