BEST JOKES 2013
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Funny jokes - good girls
Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m. Marriage joke
Wife to her husband: "I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?" Funny true painful fact
Some people's x-rays are better than their photos. Funny jokes - I'm sorry
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it. Do you do that?
I don't sing in the shower. I perform. |
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Long, but great joke worth to be among the best jokes 2013
A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.
- So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself?
- Yes.
- Me too?
- Of course.
- And how much do you think I would cost?
- 500 francs.
- What?! Only 500 francs?!
- Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.
A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.
- So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself?
- Yes.
- Me too?
- Of course.
- And how much do you think I would cost?
- 500 francs.
- What?! Only 500 francs?!
- Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.
From life in marriage
A wife to her husband:
- Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm reading our marriage certificate.
- What for?
- I'm looking for the expiry date..
A wife to her husband:
- Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm reading our marriage certificate.
- What for?
- I'm looking for the expiry date..
Jokes about women - help
Help a woman when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she will be in trouble again.
Help a woman when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she will be in trouble again.
Funny jokes - Have you been there?
A client comes to a bank:
- My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?
A client comes to a bank:
- My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?
Funny question
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Jokes about men
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed... My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed... My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.
Is this one worth to be the best joke 2013?
If a man speaks his mind in a forest, but no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
If a man speaks his mind in a forest, but no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
Life joke
You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you’re blocking the traffic.
You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you’re blocking the traffic.
Funny joke from psychologist's office
A woman comes to a psychologist and asks: - I have recently found out that my husband has a mistress. Should I tell that to him? - No need to do that, - tells the psychologist. - I bet he knows it. Funny joke about money
An elderly man remembers the good old days: “when I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single $, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs. Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply to many security cameras. Vegetarians do not eat animals. They simply eat their food. Funny jokes: that's how you get married nowadays
I now pronounce you husband and wife - you may change you Facebook statuses. The best Chuck Norris joke
Even Force majeure is powerless against Chuck Norris. |
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