Car jokes - Ad
An ad in a newspaper: I sell BWM. Crashed. Don’t call me before the accident.
Blondes about cars
Two blondes talk:
- Elizabeth, did you know that you O O O O car is actually called Audi?
An engineer of Ford cars runs into the office of his boss:
- Eureka, I have finally made it! I have been working in electric vehicle project for so many years and now I came from New York with the electric vehicle!
- How much did it cost?
- 4000 $ - 1 $ for electricity and 3999$ for the cables..
It is quite easy to start an Opel car, but it takes time.
Question: Why don’t the colleagues, who have FIAT cars, say ‘good morning’ to each other at work?
Answer: Because they already said this at the service of cars..
What is the similarity between a Ford car and a bathtub? You don’t want to get out of it while other people are watching…
If you went to a garage at night in complete silence you would be able to hear how your OPEL car is corroding…
What does an odometer of a FIAT car shows after running 100.000 miles? Game over.
Why is Chevrolet an environmentally-friendly car? Because the engine never starts.
How to increase the value of a Russian LADA car by two times? Fill in the tank.
FIAT Service book
What is on the last page of a Service book of a FIAT car? The schedule of public transport bus service.
LADA's rear window
Why do Russian LADA cars have heated rear window? So that your hand’s didn’t get cold while pushing it.
Rust removal for OPEL
What would happen to an OPEL car if you used rust removal? It would disappear.
Know you car
You don‘t truly know your car until you know exactly how far you can go, after the gas gauge needle passes the E (Emtpy).
Difference - FIAT
What is the difference between a brothel and Fiat?
- There is no. Both entering and leaving is a shame, but inside quite well.
Why Transformers were filmed in the U.S. but not in Europe?
- Because robots flatly refused to transform into "Fiat".
What it means word FIAT? Fix It Again Tomorow
Why are Fiat drivers like Corned Beef?
- They both come in cans.
Skoda & FIAT
What did the Skoda ask Fiat?
- So who's the heroe of the jokes now...
What's the difference between Fiat and tickets to U2 concert?
You can change the U2 ticket...
How a driver gets spare parts for his Fiat?
Follows another one around, some parts will fall off anyway
What is printed on the last pages of Fiat service manual?
Bus and Train timetables
How can your Fiat reach 60 miles per hour?
Push it off a cliff.
How do you call a Fiat parked on a downhill?
How do you call 2 Fiats parked on a downhill?
When should driver do the first oil change on his Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles or never.
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft gadget?
They enlarged the logo.