FUNNY JOKES ABOUT BRANDS, COMPANIES AND TRADEMARKS
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Funny brand jokes - Victoria Secret
Britney Spears was asked to model for Victoria Secret's latest Panty line. Everything was fine until she was told that she would actually have to wear one! Funny brand jokes - Microsoft After the first night wife told her husband: - Bill, now I know why your company is called Micro soft... Funny brand jokes - Peugeot Man says to his wife: - I will call you Eve. And you know why? Because you are my first woman. - So I will call you Peugeot, because I do not know whether you're the 205, 206 or 207. Funny brand jokes - Insurance The interesting mathematics. If Christiano Ronaldo broke his leg kicking in Jennifer Lopez ass, then the total amount of insurance would exceed the yearly budget of Lithuania. Funny brand jokes - Samsung computers Sales representative of Samsung computer department tries to persuade an officer of a Russian city municipality to purchase computers: - Don't worry, computers will never substitute officers: no company has yet created a machine that would do nothing. Funny brand jokes - iPhone5 Just in 3 days after the launch of iPhone5 in China, Apple sold there more than 2 million of iPhone5's. So even in China the best gifts are always the ones your kids make. Funny brand jokes - Customs officers International survey about customs officers' salaries. The interviewer asks officers from Ukraine, Belarus and Russia one question: How long would it take you to earn for a BMW? Ukrainian: - Well, I think at least 3 months. Belarusian: - It would take me about 5 months. Russian: - I think for that I would need to work for 5 years... Interviewer asks: - Why so long? - Well, BMW is quite a big company... Funny brand jokes - BMW Yes, money cannot buy happiness, but it is much more comfortable to cry in a new BMW than on a bike. Funny brand jokes - Guci Promotion at Guci shop: buy two dresses and get a free bruise from your husband. Funny brand jokes - Kinder It’s important that a Kinder wouldn’t be a surprise. Funny brand jokes - birds Those, who go to sleep late, are called owls. Those, who wake up early, are larks. And those, who go to sleep late and wake up early, are called Angry Birds. Funny brand jokes - Coca Cola A promotion of Coca Cola: gather five bottle caps and get sixth for free. Funny brand jokes - Coca Cola The President of Coca Cola makes a phone call to Russian President Vladimir Putin: - Vladimir, I have noticed that you have changed Russian anthem, do you have any plans to change the flag as well - return to the previous purely red flag? If you would put our Coca-Cola trademark in a corner, we would solve all your problems with pensions, salaries of officials for couple years ahead... Vladimir puts the call on hold and asks his colleague: - Hey, when does our contract with Aqua Fresh end? |
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