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FUNNY ADULT JOKES AND ANECDOTES


Question: What's the difference between a golf ball and G spot?
Answer: there is no man in the world, who wouldn't devote 30 minutes of his life, looking for a golf ball.


Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...


Sex is like a motor racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best
quality rubber.


Husband and his wife lying in a bed. Wife flings her one leg on husband shoulder and whispers:
- Take me!
Men do not pay attention to that. The wife flings on her second leg.
- Take me!
Men: - I'm not going anywhere!


Nobody cleans the house faster than a man, expecting to get laid.


My wife wants me to get my coffee at home to save money. If she really wants me to save money she should give me sex at home.


Husband: Honey, I have problems at work.
Wife: Not "I", but "we" have problems - since we are married, your problems are mine problems as well.
Husband: ok. Then I wanted to let you know that our office-girl got pregnant from us.


Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:
- Your name, Sir.
- Bakshish Abdul
- Sex
- Three times a day...
- I mean male or female?
- Doesn't matter...


An officer asks a lady, who came with a request for a financial support:
- What are the names of your six kids?
- Volfgang, Volfgang, Volfgang, Volfgang, Volfgang and Volfgang.
- But how do you call them for dinner?
- Simply, I call only once – Volfgang!
- But what if you want to call only one of them?
- I call them by their last names.

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