FUNNY JUNE JOKES
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30 June 2013
If they only knew how I name them in my phonebook, they would never call me anymore. More similar funny jokes: Jokes about IT 29 June 2013 Dutch animator got into a fight with his cartoon heroes. More similar funny jokes: Nation jokes 28 June 2013 In the Netherlands Alice in Wonderland was acknowledged as a documentary. More similar funny jokes: Nation jokes 27 June 2013 During a blind date a man and a woman were talking about each other, remembering old stories from their pasts, when the man said: - Once I met a genie and he allowed me to choose from two options - to have a better memory or a longer penis. So what did you choose? - The woman asked. The man replied: - I don't remember. Find more similar funny jokes in sections Jokes about dating and Adult jokes 26 June 2013 Movers are bringing a large sofa from directors office, while secretary runs into and asks: - What does it mean? Are you firing me from work? Please find more similar funny jokes in section Profession jokes 25 June 2013 One evening woman was undressing in from of her husband when asked: - What turns you on more, my sexy body or my beautiful face? The husband looked at his wife from head to toe and answered: - Your sense of humor, my darling. Please find more similar funny jokes in section Relationship, marriage jokes 24 June 2013 Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women return home at night, see what's in the fridge and go to sleep. Married women return home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge. More similar funny jokes: jokes about women 23 June 2013 What do tattoos and marriage have in common? Both seemed as a good idea at that time. More similar funny jokes: relationship, marriage jokes 22 June 2013 Vegetarians do not eat animals. They simply eat their food. More similar funny jokes: funny sayings 21 June 2013 Brain prices in transplant clinic: Professor's brain: 500$ Politician's brain: 3,000$ Patient is asking: - Why such a huge difference? Transplant surgeon: - Politician's brain is new, never been used during his career. More similar funny jokes in section Profession jokes Thank you Robert Habwe for sharing this great joke. 20 June 2013 I'm in a relationship with my bed. More similar funny jokes in section Funny sayings 19 June 2013 Life is a race where everyone seeks to be first in order to finish the last. More similar funny jokes in section Funny sayings 18 June 2013 I now pronounce you husband and wife - you may change you Facebook statuses. More similar funny jokes in categories Facebook jokes and Daily life situations 17 June 2013 Father: - Son, there is a life outside Facebook. Son: - Really? Father, please share the link to it! More similar funny jokes in categories Facebook jokes and Daily life situations 16 June 2013 All information on your CV was a lie. We like that. You are hired, welcome to sales! More similar funny jokes in category profession jokes 15 June 2013 How can mixed feelings described? It's when you watch your mother-in-law driving off the cliff in your new brand car. More similar funny jokes in category mother-law-jokes 13 June 2013 Economy crisis has reached me as well: I eat mould cheese, drink older wines, my car has no roof... More similar funny jokes: business jokes 12 June 2013 Even Force majeure is powerless against Chuck Norris. More similar funny jokes: Chuck Norris jokes 11 June 2013 If you have told uninteresting story in the company of women and all began to laugh, that means your are beautiful. More similar funny jokes in category Jokes about men, husband 10 June 2013 At sea, a captain and his crew are on the look out for other battleships to destroy. The Captain spots through his binoculars one enemy ship. (to crew member) - bring me my red shirt! - why sir? (tells him in private) - because if I'm hit, the rest of the crew won't no and they will keep fighting. The Battle is won! The following week, the crew and captain are out again scouting for enemy ships. Once again the Captain is looking through his binoculars, but this time he spots 10 battleships coming his way. (to same guy as last time) - You there! - yes captain? - Bring me my Brown Pants. Thank you our reader for sharing this great joke! More similar funny jokes in category Profession jokes 9 June 2013 Man is asking his girfriend: - Do you think my salary is enough for you? Girfriend: - It is enough for me, but I am worried, how will you survive? More similar funny jokes in category Relationship, marriage jokes 7 June 2013 Opel has two pluses: one is on the battery, the second one - on the first aid kit... More similar funny jokes in section Car jokes 6 June 2013 Mary has 7500 friends on Facebook. In just one day she accepts 150 new ones. What’s her secret? Huge tits. More similar funny jokes in section Adult jokes or Facebook jokes 5 June 2013 A tourist to holy lake of Galilee: - How much is a boat ride? Attendant: - 50 dollars Tourist remarked: - That is why Jesus walked. Thank you Robert Habwe for this great joke! More similar funny jokes in section Daily life situations 4 June 2013 Sorry, The lifestyle you ordered is currently out of stock. More similar funny jokes in section One-liner jokes 3 June 2013 Kindergarten teacher at parents meeting: - Dear parents, I do not know what are you doing on weekends, but every Monday before breakfast children collide cups with compote... More similar funny jokes in category Kids corner 2 June 2013 A man enters a hostel of female students. The keeper at the door asks him: - To who have you come? - And who would you recommend? More similar funny jokes: Relationship jokes 1 June 2013 A couple is sitting in wagon-restaurant of a train and discussing about how happy they are with each other. But they have one problem – the husband is infertile, thus they cannot have kids. The husband tells her wife: - Look there is a guy standing at the bar, we should ask maybe he could become the father so that we had kids? - Well, he is quite awesome. But how are we going to ask him? - I will take care of this, trust me. Just don’t tell him that we are a wife and a husband. The husband walks up to the guy, chats shortly, make friends, drink some. After a while the husband says the guy: - Look at that pretty woman at the table. I think she likes you, go and talk to her. The guy follows the advice and goes to her, they chat shortly and then they leave to a compartment. After a while the guy comes back to the bar. The husband asks: - So, how did it go? Did you fuck with her? - Oh yeah, it all went great! We fucked like animals. I fucked her once, twice, third and fourth time.. I wouldn’t have stopped fucking with her, but, holy shit, I ran out of condoms... More similar funny jokes in category Sex jokes FIND OUT PREVIOUS JOKES OF THE DAY: |
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