FUNNY JOKES ABOUT POLITICIANS

Funny jokes about politicians - Lieing
How do you when a politician is lieing?
- His lips are moving.

Funny jokes about politicians - Reform program
President Putin reform program:
1. Make people rich and happy.
Attachment No. 1 - the list of the people.

Funny jokes about politicians - Magician and politician
What is the different between a magician and a politician? The magician returns
your watch at the end of the performance.

Funny jokes about politicians - Promise
A polititian is late to the meeting. He drives his car inti parking, but couldn't find a place to park a car. Then he raises his eyes to heaven and asks God:
-Please help me to find a place. If you help me, I promise I'll go to church every Sunday and quit drinking.
Then, sudenlly, he notice a free place for a car. He raises again his eyes to heaven:
-I have found by myself and don't need your help anymore...

Funny jokes about politicians - Competitors
Do not steal - the government does not like competitors!

Funny jokes about politicians - Govern
Lenin showed how you can govern, Stalin showed how need to govern, Khrushchev
showed that every fool can govern, Brezhnev had shown that not every fool can
govern.

Funny jokes about politicians - Left and right
To left and right wing our politicians are divided according to which hand they tend to grab.

Funny jokes about politicians - Folol
Why do some politicians go to church with the security. Folk wisdom says "Fool is beaten even in the church".

Funny jokes about politicians - New currency
Europe has issued new currency. The exchange rate is: 1 Slobodan Milosevic – 1,5
billion dollars.

Funny jokes about politicians - The Russian flag
The President of Coca Cola makes a phone call to Russian President Vladimir Putin:
- Vladimir, I have noticed that you have changed Russian anthem, do you have any plans to change the flag as well - return to the previous purely red flag? If you would put our Coca-Cola trademark in a corner, we would solve all your problems with pensions, salaries of officials for couple years ahead...
Vladimir puts the call on hold and asks his colleague:
- Hey, when our contract with Aqua Fresh ends?

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