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FUNNY OCTOBER JOKES


31 October 2012
What is the different between a magician and a politician? The magician returns your watch at the end of the performance.

30 October 2012
Do not steal - the government does not like competitors!

29 October 2012
I like school, especially when it's closed.

28 October 2012
Little Johnny brings a coke can to a policeman and asks:
- Can you please open the can?
Policeman knocks at it:
- Open the door, this is police...

27 October 2012
A patient comes to a doctor:
- Doc, I think I'm alergic - when I wake up with shoes on my legs, I feel terrible headache.

26 October 2012
WTF? = Where's The Food?

25 October 2012
God wanted to create the Earth in 10 days, but Chuck Norris gave him only 7.

24 October 2012
If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer...

23 October 2012
How did the rabbit propose to his girlfriend? With a 14 carrot ring!

22 October 2012
A man comes to a drug store and asks:
- Do you have Viagra for woman or something similar?
- No, we don't. But there is a jeweller’s shop around the corner, you will definitely find it there.

21 October 2012
A blonde comes to driving practice test. She gets into the car and immediately the
instructor says:
- You have failed.
Blonde:
- But why, I have just got into the car.
Instructor:
- Yes, but you sat on the back seat.
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