FUNNY HALLOWEEN JOKES
On November 1st in many parts of the World people celebrate Halloween. To make this celebration even more cheerful or scary, get to know some great funny Halloween jokes.
Two kids talking:
- Have you got anything good during this Halloween?
- Nope, just some stock shares of Russian companies...
Why do witches love flying on a broom this Halloween? Because they use the brand new edition of the brooms which have vibrating mode.
Why does a Grim Reaper want an autograph of Stephen Elop? Because he killed 10 thousand jobs @ Nokia and the company itself.
Two zombies at a Halloween party talk. One of them says:
- Hey, this lady just rolled her eyes at me. I’m astonished, what do you think I should do now?
- I guess you should be a gentleman and roll them back to her.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb? Because he was a little hungry and needed a light snack.
- Have you got anything good during this Halloween?
- Nope, just some stock shares of Russian companies...
Why do witches love flying on a broom this Halloween? Because they use the brand new edition of the brooms which have vibrating mode.
Why does a Grim Reaper want an autograph of Stephen Elop? Because he killed 10 thousand jobs @ Nokia and the company itself.
Two zombies at a Halloween party talk. One of them says:
- Hey, this lady just rolled her eyes at me. I’m astonished, what do you think I should do now?
- I guess you should be a gentleman and roll them back to her.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb? Because he was a little hungry and needed a light snack.
On a Halloween day think
tankers of a zombie community organized a discussion on whether they should
believe in people.
What should you eat as a dessert during Halloween party? I scream.
What is the name of were-wolf parents? Who-wolf and why-wolf.
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!
If you don’t have a costume for Halloween party, you can always get drunk to have one.
Where does a vampire keep his money? In a blood bank.
Have you noticed that November 1st is a perfect time for girls to dress up like sluts with having an excuse.
What is the favorite song of a black cat? Three Blind Mice
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie body home?
What is werewolf’s favorite food for Halloween dinner? You.
What is the favorite song of vampires? It’s Raining Men
What do you call a witch in the beach? A sand-witch.
What pants do you think ghosts ear? Boo jeans.
What should you eat as a dessert during Halloween party? I scream.
What is the name of were-wolf parents? Who-wolf and why-wolf.
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!
If you don’t have a costume for Halloween party, you can always get drunk to have one.
Where does a vampire keep his money? In a blood bank.
Have you noticed that November 1st is a perfect time for girls to dress up like sluts with having an excuse.
What is the favorite song of a black cat? Three Blind Mice
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie body home?
What is werewolf’s favorite food for Halloween dinner? You.
What is the favorite song of vampires? It’s Raining Men
What do you call a witch in the beach? A sand-witch.
What pants do you think ghosts ear? Boo jeans.
Enjoy more funny Halloween quotes on funny sayings webpage.