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FUNNY SPORT JOKES


Sport jokes - Black vs White
Why do black people are best in running, while whites – in distant shooting.
 

Funny jokes about sports - Sick sportsman
- You are having extreme fever, it’s 39,9oC, - says a doctor to a patient, a sportsman.
The sportsman asks painfully:
- Doc, what’s the world record for it?


Funny jokes about sports - Tour de France
Amsterdam is like a Tour de France. Just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes.


Funny jokes about sports - Karate
Maybe I don't know karate. But I know how to use a baseball bat.


Funny jokes about sports - Sixpack
I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.


Funny jokes about sports - Impression
In a gym an elderly and fat banker exercises with a personal trainer. A charming
blonde comes into the gym. The banker asks his trainer:
- Which fitness equipment would you recommend to use to make an impression for her?
- An ATM in the lounge.


Funny jokes about sports - Run fast
If you’d like to know how fast you can run – knock on a hive.

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