FUNNY SPORT JOKES
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Sport jokes - Black vs White
Why do black people are best in running, while whites – in distant shooting. Funny jokes about sports - Sick sportsman - You are having extreme fever, it’s 39,9oC, - says a doctor to a patient, a sportsman. The sportsman asks painfully: - Doc, what’s the world record for it? Funny jokes about sports - Tour de France Amsterdam is like a Tour de France. Just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes. Funny jokes about sports - Karate Maybe I don't know karate. But I know how to use a baseball bat. Funny jokes about sports - Sixpack I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. Funny jokes about sports - Impression In a gym an elderly and fat banker exercises with a personal trainer. A charming blonde comes into the gym. The banker asks his trainer: - Which fitness equipment would you recommend to use to make an impression for her? - An ATM in the lounge. Funny jokes about sports - Run fast If you’d like to know how fast you can run – knock on a hive. |
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