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etc. - end of thinking capacity Funny sayings - Work WHY whenever I sit down to work, someone wakes me up? Funny sayings - Salute My middle finger salutes you! Funny sayings - A man A man is the only living being, who is able have sex by phone. |
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Funny sayings - Meaning of a moneybag
A bag of money is a symbol of richness. Or enormous inflation.
Funny sayings - Friends
You cannot buy friends. That’s absolutely true. But you can sell them quite profitably…
Funny sayings – Fixed line
Nowadays you need a fixed telephone line only to find your smartphone.
Funny sayings - An adult
You cannot treat yourself as an adult if your photos from school are in digital format.
Funny sayings - Drinking
Alcohol kills brain cells. But not all of them – only those, which refuse to drink.
Funny sayings - Products
Most of the products in shopping malls can be categorized into one of the two: trash bags or trash for bags.
A bag of money is a symbol of richness. Or enormous inflation.
Funny sayings - Friends
You cannot buy friends. That’s absolutely true. But you can sell them quite profitably…
Funny sayings – Fixed line
Nowadays you need a fixed telephone line only to find your smartphone.
Funny sayings - An adult
You cannot treat yourself as an adult if your photos from school are in digital format.
Funny sayings - Drinking
Alcohol kills brain cells. But not all of them – only those, which refuse to drink.
Funny sayings - Products
Most of the products in shopping malls can be categorized into one of the two: trash bags or trash for bags.
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Funny sayings - Work
I don’t mind going to work but this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit. Funny sayings - Jewish wisdom Jewish wisdom says: If there is a problem that can be fixed with money, it is not a problem, it's the costs. Funny sayings - Shower I don't sing in the shower. I perform. Funny sayings - Goddess While driving, I feel like a goddess, I drive, others pray. |
Funny sayings - Phone call
You need to call woman twice. First time that she could find the phone in her
bag, second - to answer.
Funny sayings - One wise man said
Dear women, please stop losing weight. We'll lie on the boards in the coffins.
Funny sayings - Love
Love.
no. I prefer vodka.
Funny sayings - Enemy
Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.
Funny sayings - Help in trouble
Help a woman when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she will be in trouble again.
Funny sayings - Alive
Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
Funny sayings - Alcohol
Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk.
You need to call woman twice. First time that she could find the phone in her
bag, second - to answer.
Funny sayings - One wise man said
Dear women, please stop losing weight. We'll lie on the boards in the coffins.
Funny sayings - Love
Love.
no. I prefer vodka.
Funny sayings - Enemy
Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.
Funny sayings - Help in trouble
Help a woman when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she will be in trouble again.
Funny sayings - Alive
Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
Funny sayings - Alcohol
Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk.
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Funny sayings - Smoking
Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, that still doesn't mean you'll never die. Funny sayings - Happy woman It's easy to make woman happy. But expensive. Funny sayings - Cheaper Beer is now cheaper than fuel. Drink, don't drive. Funny sayings - Mathematic facts Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes. Laughing increases life by 10 minutes. Conclusion: a laughing smoker never dies. |
Funny sayings - My Wallet
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry...
Funny sayings - Tears
When a girl cries for you - don't be too emotional. Those tears are like a loan - you will have to pay it back with great interest.
Funny sayings - Alcohol
Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
Funny sayings - Average
The average woman would better choose to be beautifull than to have brains, cause the average man can see better than he thinks.
Funny sayings - Tampon
Today I feel like a tampon, in the right place at the wrong time.
Funny sayings - Women
Women spend their whole life to find the right man just to tell him everyday that he is wrong.
Funny sayings - Drinking
I know my drinking limits. The problem is that I can never reach them – I simply fall down.
Funny sayings - Unicorn
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry...
Funny sayings - Tears
When a girl cries for you - don't be too emotional. Those tears are like a loan - you will have to pay it back with great interest.
Funny sayings - Alcohol
Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
Funny sayings - Average
The average woman would better choose to be beautifull than to have brains, cause the average man can see better than he thinks.
Funny sayings - Tampon
Today I feel like a tampon, in the right place at the wrong time.
Funny sayings - Women
Women spend their whole life to find the right man just to tell him everyday that he is wrong.
Funny sayings - Drinking
I know my drinking limits. The problem is that I can never reach them – I simply fall down.
Funny sayings - Unicorn
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
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Funny sayings - Number
Age is just a number, jail is just a room. Funny sayings - Waiting If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer... Funny sayings - Fat people Fat people live shorter, but eat longer. Funny sayings - Money I don't get exited by money, they soothe me. Funny sayings - Advice Take my advice. I don't use it anyway. |
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Funny sayings - Talent
Talent is like an orgasm – it’s difficult both to hide and to pretend it. Funny sayings - Spring Don't worry if the spring came late. Scientists tell that this may happen before every ice-age. Funny sayings - Wisdom of life 1.Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner. 2.He who laughs last got the joke late. 3.You can give your friends everything, but not gonorrhea. Funny sayings - X-rays Some people's x-rays are better than their photos. |
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