FUNNY MARCH JOKES
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31 March 2013
Why does the chicken is sad? - Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? - Because he faces the same future. More similar funny jokes: Animal jokes 30 March 2013 - Dad, what happens if a condom tear? - Look at yourself... More similar funny jokes: Funny sex jokes 29 March 2013 While driving, I feel like a goddess, I drive, others pray. More similar funny jokes: Funny sayings 28 March 2013 - I’m leaving you... You’re constantly sneering at my overweight... - But honey, what about our kid? - What kid? - So you are not you pregnant?! More similar funny jokes: Jokes about women 27 March 2013 A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: - Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? - There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself? More similar funny jokes: Funny sex jokes 26 March 2013 I don't sing in the shower. I perform. More similar funny jokes: Funny sayings 25 March 2013 A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat. - So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself? - Yes. - Me too? - Of course. - And how much do you think I would cost? - 500 francs. - What?! Only 500 francs?! - Here you go - you've already started to negotiate. More similar funny jokes: funny sex jokes 24 March 2013 You need to call woman twice. First time that she could find the phone in her bag, second - to answer. More similar funny jokes: Funny sayings 23 March 2013 Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe More similar funny jokes: Chuck Norris jokes 22 March 2013 A wife to her husband: - Honey, what are you doing? - I'm reading our marriage certificate. - What for? - I'm looking for the expiry date.. More similar funny jokes: Relationship, marriage jokes 21 March 2013 A blonde comes to a doctor and complains: - Doc, please help: when I touch my head - it hurts, when I touch my belly - it hurts, when I touch my leg - it hurts... - I know what has happened to you. - And what? - You've broken your finger. More similar funny jokes: Medical jokes 20 March 2013 One wise man said: Dear women, please stop losing weight. When we die, we will lie in the coffins, made of hard planks. More similar funny jokes: Funny sayings 19 March 2013 Help a woman when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she will be in trouble again. More similar funny jokes: Funny sayings 18 March 2013 A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : - Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! - What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? - No, restart the router, please! More similar funny jokes: Jokes about it 17 March 2013 Forgive your enemy, but remember his name. More similar funny jokes: Funny sayings 16 March 2013 A client comes to a bank: - My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank? More similar funny jokes: Business jokes 15 March 2013 Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected. More similar funny jokes: Jokes about IT 14 March 2013 Broken pencils are pointless. More similar funny jokes: Absurd jokes 13 March 2013 It's easy to make woman happy. But expensive. More similar funny jokes in section Funny sayings 12 March 2013 Son-in-law tells his mother-in-law: - We have been happy with your daughter for twenty years! - And what happened then? - We met each other... More similar funny jokes: Mother-in-law jokes 11 March 2013 Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad. More similar funny jokes in section Funny sayings 10 March 2013 There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue. Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand. The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment. More similar funny jokes in section Animal jokes 9 March 2013 Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for best quality rubber. 8 March 2013 Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow. More similar funny jokes in section Funny jokes about women 7 March 2013 The average woman would better choose to be beautiful than to have brains, cause the average man can see better than he thinks. More similar funny jokes in section Funny sayings 6 March 2013 It's interesting what Facebook employees do to waste time at work? More similar funny jokes: Jokes about IT and Facebook jokes 5 March 2013 Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights... ---Thanks Paul Palo for this great joke!--- More similar funny jokes: black humour 4 March 2013 Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed... My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc. More similar funny jokes: dating jokes 3 March 2013 Today I feel like a tampon, in the right place at the wrong time. More similar funny jokes in section Funny sayings 2 March 2013 Women spend their whole life to find the right man just to tell him everyday that he is wrong. More similar funny jokes in section Funny sayings 1 March 2013 How should it feel for Chinese tourists bringing home MADE IN CHINA souvenirs from any country they visit... More similar funny jokes: Jokes about nations |
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