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Great blonde jokes

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Funny blone jokes - Brunette from school
A blonde meets with her old school friend, a brunette. They start talking about the lovers and the brunette tells:
- I slept with the Brazilian..
The blonde winks with surprise and asks: how many is a brazilian?

Great blonde joke - mosquito vs blonde
A brunette ask a blonde: do you know what is the key difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
- I have no idea, - replies the blonde
- When you hit the mosquito, it stops sucking…

Funny jokes - Blonde in TV show
On a TV quiz-game the presenter asks a blonde participant:
- Now here come the question for you from a science and nature field. The question is: if you were in a vacuum and someone called your name, could you here it?
The blonde thinks for a little while and asks:
- Is the vacuum ON or OFF?
Top blonde jokes - Blonde @ PizzaHut
A blonde comes into PizzaHut and orders a pizza. The waiter asks her:
- Would you like it in eight pieces or 16?
- 8 please, I could never eat 16 of them..

Funny jokes about blondes - Driving
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. When they were already close to the destination they saw a sign: “Disneyland Left”. They stopped, started to cry and finally turned around and drove back home.

Funny jokes - The key of the car 
Two blondes came to a casino. After the great night they notice that they have lost the key from the car. They took a coat hanger from the locker-room and went to the car. The first blonde was trying to unlock the door but with no success. She complained: “I am not able to do that”. But the second blonde hastened: “hurry up, it starts raining and the top is down”.

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