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Funny blone jokes - Brunette from school
A blonde meets with her old school friend, a brunette. They start talking about the lovers and the brunette tells:
- I slept with the Brazilian..
The blonde winks with surprise and asks: how many is a brazilian?
Great blonde joke - mosquito vs blonde
A brunette ask a blonde: do you know what is the key difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
- I have no idea, - replies the blonde
- When you hit the mosquito, it stops sucking…
Funny jokes - Blonde in TV show
On a TV quiz-game the presenter asks a blonde participant:
- Now here come the question for you from a science and nature field. The question is: if you were in a vacuum and someone called your name, could you here it?
The blonde thinks for a little while and asks:
- Is the vacuum ON or OFF?
Funny blone jokes - Brunette from school
A blonde meets with her old school friend, a brunette. They start talking about the lovers and the brunette tells:
- I slept with the Brazilian..
The blonde winks with surprise and asks: how many is a brazilian?
Great blonde joke - mosquito vs blonde
A brunette ask a blonde: do you know what is the key difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
- I have no idea, - replies the blonde
- When you hit the mosquito, it stops sucking…
Funny jokes - Blonde in TV show
On a TV quiz-game the presenter asks a blonde participant:
- Now here come the question for you from a science and nature field. The question is: if you were in a vacuum and someone called your name, could you here it?
The blonde thinks for a little while and asks:
- Is the vacuum ON or OFF?
Top blonde jokes - Blonde @ PizzaHut
A blonde comes into PizzaHut and orders a pizza. The waiter asks her:
- Would you like it in eight pieces or 16?
- 8 please, I could never eat 16 of them..
Funny jokes about blondes - Driving
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. When they were already close to the destination they saw a sign: “Disneyland Left”. They stopped, started to cry and finally turned around and drove back home.
Funny jokes - The key of the car
Two blondes came to a casino. After the great night they notice that they have lost the key from the car. They took a coat hanger from the locker-room and went to the car. The first blonde was trying to unlock the door but with no success. She complained: “I am not able to do that”. But the second blonde hastened: “hurry up, it starts raining and the top is down”.
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A blonde comes into PizzaHut and orders a pizza. The waiter asks her:
- Would you like it in eight pieces or 16?
- 8 please, I could never eat 16 of them..
Funny jokes about blondes - Driving
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. When they were already close to the destination they saw a sign: “Disneyland Left”. They stopped, started to cry and finally turned around and drove back home.
Funny jokes - The key of the car
Two blondes came to a casino. After the great night they notice that they have lost the key from the car. They took a coat hanger from the locker-room and went to the car. The first blonde was trying to unlock the door but with no success. She complained: “I am not able to do that”. But the second blonde hastened: “hurry up, it starts raining and the top is down”.
For more great blonde jokes please visit the page of blonde jokes.
We also invite you to check some of the most popular funny jokes on our website:
- Best jokes 2013
- TOP10 jokes
- Funny jokes about men, husband
- Funny jokes about women, wife
- One-liner jokes
