FUNNY IDEAS FOR SMS
SEX is like NOKIA (connecting people), like NIKE (just do it!), like PEPSI (ask for more!), like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited).
The iron rule of leadership: have sex with your wife in the morning and you will be the first!
Question: Do you think the Chinese have swearing hieroglyphics?
When people lose their conscience, they start to look for somebody else's money.
When you owe someone, sclerosis is not an enemy, but an ally.
True leadership is not to go in front of everybody, but to make others go first.
If a woman is cold like fish, a man must be patient like a fisherman.
The mankind survived not because they laughed, but because they were not careful!
If the record can not be beaten, its owner can.
Timely paid debts keep your teeth better than any toothpaste!
A man who says that will remain forever indebted to you, usually does not lie.
Two astronauts fly in and open space and play an undressing game.
Advertisement: Honey in natural packaging (hives with bees) is for sale.
The piglet which doeen't dream to become a bacon, has no prospects.
Every woman is mysterious: you never know how much it will cost you...
Error - this is the right decision taken under bad circumstances.
Lithuanian poets are bigger than the Japanese... At least, so say anthropologists...
My friend's wife is not a woman for me... But if she is pretty, than he is not a friend for me!
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