FUNNY JANUARY JOKES
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31 January 2013
Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears. More similar funny jokes: Adult jokes 30 January 2013 Amsterdam is like a Tour de France. Just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes. More similar funny jokes: Nation jokes & Sport jokes 29 January 2013 A sign on a cosmetic surgery clinics says: If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons. More similar funny jokes: Medical jokes 28 January 2013 Two professors chat: - I often experience that ideas come to my mind when I'm already in bed. Does it happen to you as well? - Sure, that is why I always take a pen and a blocknote to my bed. - And I take my secretary with me to the bed. More similar funny jokes: Profession jokes. 27 January 2013 A phone rings in a reanimation room: - Excuse me, is John still alive? - Still not. More similar funny jokes: Medical jokes. 26 January 2013 After the first night wife told her husband: - Bill, now I know why your company is called Micro soft... More similar funny jokes: brand/trademark jokes. 25 January 2013 My mother in law is a real treasure! And the treasure must be buried... More similar funny jokes: mother-in-law jokes. 24 January 2013 Golden rule in Tabor: who gets up earlier, can dress better. More similar funny jokes: nation jokes. 23 January 2013 Tallinn has lost electricity. Thousands of people for a few hours temporary were stuck on the escalators. More similar funny jokes: nation jokes. 22 January 2013 Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs. More similar funny jokes: animal jokes. 21 January 2013 Man says to his wife: - I will call you Eve. And you know why? Because you are my first woman. - So I will call you Peugeot, because I do not know whether you're the 205, 206 or 207. More similar funny jokes: brand/trademark jokes. 20 January 2013 A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: - What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: - A full bus of old men. More similar funny jokes: Absurd jokes 19 January 2013 The interesting mathematics. If Christiano Ronaldo broke his leg kicking in Jennifer Lopez ass, then the total amount of insurance would exceed the yearly budget of Lithuania. More similar funny jokes: brand/trademark jokes. 18 January 2013 If a man speaks his mind in a forest, but no woman hears him, is he still wrong? More similar funny jokes: Jokes about men 17 January 2013 - Is it true that 5 minutes of laugh prolongs your life by 5 minutes? - It depends who you are laughing at – it may as well shorten it... More similar funny jokes: daily life situations 16 January 2013 Greek officer complains to her friend: - When will this economy crisis end? It's been so terrific - my boss wants us to do as much, as three people would do. Thanks God there are five of us. More similar funny jokes: Business jokes. 15 January 2013 Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have sad news - my gynecologist told me not have sex for three weeks... Husband: - I see. And what did your dentist say? More similar jokes: Adult jokes 14 January 2013 Boss comes up to an employee: - Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month! - Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day. More similar funny jokes: Facebook jokes. 13 January 2013 The boss invites his employee: - Do you like warm beer? - Of course not. - And do you like sweaty women? - No. - So you will go on holiday during the winter months. More similar funny jokes: Business jokes. 12 January 2013 At Court judge and villager discuss: - You are being accused of producing alcohol surrogate. - Me? No way! - But we have found a device for that... and that means you were producing it. - Then, your honour, please punish me for raping a woman... - So you have also raped someone? - Well no... but I have a device for that... More similar funny jokes: Daily life situations. 11 January 2013 Student tells the doctor: - Doctor, please help, I'm poisoning! - How did it happen? - We drank vodka at first, then wine, some beer, then I got poisoning from Biscuit... More similar funny jokes: School & student jokes 10 January 2013 During the exam a student takes one ticket - do not know. Takes next - the same. The third, fourth, fifth... At the end Professor writes him 5. Other students not happy about that ask: - For what?! - If he is searching, means that knows something! More similar funny jokes: School & student jokes 9 January 2013 What is the most popular fiction book among businessmen? - Report to State Tax Inspectorate. More similar funny jokes: Business jokes. 8 January 2013 Sales representative of Samsung computer department tries to persuade an officer of a Russian city municipality to purchase computers: - Don't worry, computers will never substitute officers: no company has yet created a machine that would do nothing. More similar funny jokes: computer and internet jokes, brand/trademark jokes. 7 January 2013 Doc to a patient: - How did this happened? - My wife kicked me out... - But it's not worth it to jump out of 2nd floor. - Doc, you didn't understand me. She kicked me out, literally. More similar funny jokes: Jokes about men. 6 January 2013 The first of September, first lesson. Teacher: - Please sit quietly, if you want to ask something - raise your hand. Peter immediately raises his hand. - You want to ask something? - No. Just checking how the system works. More similar funny jokes: School & student jokes 5 January 2013 New Russian watches as Arab pollinates the carpet. - So what, does not start? More similar funny jokes: New Russian jokes 4 January 2013 A patient to a doctor: - Doc, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel terrible headache. More similar jokes: Adult jokes 3 January 2013 A wolf and a rabbit are traveling by train. The rabbit is lying on the bed below, and the wolf - on the one above. Suddenly goes a big bang!!! Rabbit asks: - What has fallen down? - My shirt, - replies wolf - Why so loud than? - I did not take them off. More similar funny jokes: animal jokes 2 January 2013 A priest was always telling folks about heaven. - Why don't you tell us about hell? - asked one man. - There's no point - you will see it yourselves. 1 January 2013 Closets also had a lot of fun during New Year's Eve celebration - instead of boring asses they saw a lot of new faces. 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